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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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