Im cute hehehee

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Bacon is delcious.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Anti Joke

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