In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

That's what SHE said!

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

women rights

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

WNBA

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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