Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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