- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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