- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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