Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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DON"T READ THIS!

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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