Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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