- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

God. God.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly