What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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This joke is funny

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Anti Joke

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