- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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