- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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what did the farmer do? plant

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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