why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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