What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

women's rights.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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