I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Politics

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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