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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

kaite is dumb that is true

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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