My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

The NBA and womens sports

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Refrigerator

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Hey, Max!!

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Jayden Eccles

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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