Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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penis?

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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