what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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