why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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