What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Jayden Eccles

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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