How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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