So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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How are cars made? By magic.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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