- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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