- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

men, men like men= men+bed

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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