A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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bologna

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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