- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what's the difference between a duck?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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