- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

split your ass cheek

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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