- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

baby seal walks into a club

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