- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

homosexuals are gay

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

hahahahaha thats not funny

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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