Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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