- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

split your ass cheek

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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