how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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