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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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