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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

what is the world worst joke? this one

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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