- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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