- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

what is the color of a burp burple

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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