- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Womens' sports

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

everybody loves raymond

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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