Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Women's Rights.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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