What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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