a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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ur mum

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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