Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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The Game.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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more like nig!

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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