- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

i just pooped that is all!

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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