- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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