Mormons having fun.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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My parents died!

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Moooo

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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