What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

its snowing on mount fuji

Hello.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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