John Stamos.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

long in the tooth!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

child labor

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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