How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Caca.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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