- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

I have down syndrome. -RDV

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

this is not a joke. jks

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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