- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Im cute hehehee

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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