so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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William wright is Gay

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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