Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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womens rights

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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