knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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