What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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