so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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