- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A Jew walks into Macy's

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

the holocaust

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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