How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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A women's opinion.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Poop

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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