- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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