Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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