- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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