there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Daym im romantic

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

100 chefs walk into a bar

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Knock Knock! Come in..

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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