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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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