- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

I hate blackniggers

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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