I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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