What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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