Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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YO FACE

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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