Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

captcha: all yer base

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

cliché rebecca black joke.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

gay people

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Knock Knock, Ow my face

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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