- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's 9+ 10?! 19

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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