- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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