A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

THE END.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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