Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Anti Joke

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