- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Misner is a twat.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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